Beware

Beware you husbands, you cell phone losers and breakers. You may think you've come out alright. Upon finding out you lost/ broke/ otherwise destroyed your cell phone, your understanding wife offers you hers until yours can be repaired or replaced. She even offers to order you a new one when the Verizon store says yours was submerged in water (a complete lie) and cannot be saved.


Oh sure - you may think you've come out just fine - maybe even slightly ahead, as you imagine the wonderful new cell phone the nice Fed Ex man is delivering with care right to your doorstep. As Frank The Tank would put it, "Maybe it's uh something really cool that I don't know about. You know?"


But, then again, maybe it's a hot pink Motorola Razr. Yes, every 13 year old girl's dream phone. And maybe the ring tone is set to 'Sunshine.' Oh yeah.


Don't worry says Clay, "I can pull it off for a few days at least."